SUBJECT: EARTH — STATUS: STILL OBSERVED

Two aliens are watching you scroll.

Blob and Kronos were sent to study humanity. They found your alarm clock, your group chats, your gym membership from January. This is their report.

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Portrait of Blob, a translucent celeste-blue gelatinous alien with wide curious eyes

BLOB — THALERN

Portrait of Kronos, a dark stone alien with glowing orange fire cracks and narrow eyes

KRONOS — HELYOX

Blob

ORIGIN — Thalern STATUS — First assignment

Hey there! I am Blob and yes, I know my voice sounds funny. I am from Thalern, very far, very blue, nothing like here. I'm really happy to be here! Kronos says I ask too many questions but, how else do you learn?

Kronos

ORIGIN — Helyox, a sun gone wrong STATUS — Veteran of failed experiments

My name is Kronos. I come from Helyox, a sun that doesn't forgive mistakes. I have seen civilizations rise, panic and collapse over things smaller than what you call 'Monday'. I am not here to make friends. I am here to be right. Again.

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Everyday Earth, decoded.

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